“it’s my time of the month,” i explain to my swimming instructor right before i turn into a werewolf
I really wish we turned into werewolves instead of bleeding every month.
wait you don’t turn into a werewolf?
So all the blood isn’t from your enemies?
they’re onto us
You could either be the person that rolls their eyes at Christmas and is like, “Ugh, I’ve had so much Christmas that I don’t care about Christmas anymore… is it really Christmas now?” Or you can be like, really obnoxious, Christmas sweater, gingerbread cookie girl… raise your hand if you’re her.
Taylor Swift gets angry and pushes her security guard
she was like “how dare you hurt my fans!!”
More like “back da fuc up!”
Dress made entirely of pages
I’m getting married in this. You can never stop me.
i thought of you, while in the shower
and i thought of how nice it’d be
to have your things among my things
along the bathtub’s edge
and i imagined myself running out of soap
and using yours
and wearing you to work, and the grocery store
and i imagined that night, laying down beside you
and smelling your neck
and finding out where all my soap had gone
Emma, she liked him. You’d have to be blind not to see that.
We also want to share with you the sorrows of your losses. The tributes of this district were brave and noble warriors, who brought honor to their families and pride to their people. We are all of us, united, both victors and vanquished, in serving a common purpose. The power, and glory of the Capitol. Panem today, Panem tomorrow, Panem forever.